Homosexwhale Socks
Homosexwhale Socks
The whale is gay, the pun is terrible, and somehow everything is better.
Homosexwhale Socks put a rainbow-striped cartoon whale beneath the gloriously awful word HOMOSEXWHALE, proving once again that queer novelty design improves when someone refuses to stop at the first bad pun. The whale is cheerful, colourful and entirely committed to the bit, which is more than enough justification for letting marine biology enter the Pride wardrobe.
These funny gay whale socks are for ocean gays, pun addicts, aquarium dates and friends whose humour deteriorates beautifully around animal wordplay. Give them as a quirky LGBTQ+ gift to the person who will groan first and then immediately wear them. Subtle sophistication is available elsewhere; this is a homosexual whale.
• 60% nylon, 22% cotton, 18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
Size Guide
| US MEN SHOE SIZE | US WOMEN SHOE SIZE | EU SHOE SIZE | UK SHOE SIZE | |
| M | 6-8.5 | 7-9.5 | 38-41 | 5-7.5 |
| L | 9-11.5 | 10-12.5 | 42-45 | 8-10.5 |
| XL | 12-14.5 | 13-16 | 46-49 | 11-13.5 |